Do You Know the Cupcake Girl?

What's up with blogging chicks and cupcakes?

I rarely click on the authors bio of a blog i'm reading unless the blogger is an attractive female. Yep, i'm shallow... who knew? In the last two weeks I have read 5 biographies of attractive female bloggers and 4 of those 5 mentioned something to do with eating a cupcake.

Seriously, these bios are a maximum of 6 sentences. These 4 blogging babes found their passion for baked batter with frosting so important that it ranks among their top qualities they desire their readers to know about who they are as a person.

How could this be?

Are cupcakes 2012's version of what sushi and Mazda 3's were in 2010, VW Beatles were in 2004, and New Kids on the Block were in the late 80's? Or maybe there was one famous blogger somewhere who wrote about a cupcake in her bio and now it's the trendy thing to do? Or maybe it's a marketing ploy by the cupcake industry; they go around to all of the attractive (maybe unattractive too, I wouldn't know... shallow remember?) lady bloggers and give them cupcakes with sprinkles of cocaine on it to get the bloggers hooked so they get a ton of free internet advertising? Genius!

Or...

This Thought Just In: Maybe for some reason I am genetically predisposition to be attracted to girls who love spending more money on a little handheld cake than my sister will spend on my nephew's entire spiderman birthday cake tomorrow?

Yep, it's probably the genetics one.

Well I am glad we got to the bottom of this! What did we learn? We learned that one of the top qualities that I look for in a girl is if she loves the cupcake.

It reminds me of the time that Jerry Seinfeld informed Elaine that she was attracted to a weird guy just because the weird guy couldn't remember anything about her.
Elaine admitted, "But that's so sick!"
To which Jerry replied, "That's God's plan. He doesn't really want anyone to get together."